When Mr. E and I were kids....we'd often go down to the cemetery woods and build damns in the creek..catch crawdads, build forts..etc...kid stuff. One day we decided to pick two tombstones at random and combine them into an alter ego identity.
The names on the stones that Eric picked were Mullen and Boyaz.
For 30 years now, he's been Mullen Boyaz. This is the name I refer to him as when leaving voice mails and or written correspondence.
I have no recollection of what my two names were. Apparently they sucked.
The two most common elements in the Universe are Hydrogen and Stupidity.